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Gandalf was a Fifth Level Magic User

from Phantasmal Forces by Astrometrics

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Have a look at the facts, just look up the sources:
www.annarchive.com/files/Drmg005.pdf#page=27

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Fireballs, lightning bolts, phantasmal force
and even easier tricks than those
The selection of spells he sports shows clearly
just how far his ability goes

We conclude: there is no proof whatsoever that the
famous Gandalf was capable
of anything that would go beyond the starting levels
of a dabbling mage

Gandalf the Gray
was only a fifth level magic user
He couldn't save even his own arse
what a loser!

If this sounds preposterous then just check yourself
the sources, it's plain to see
Every spell he ever cast — his reputation's bloated
self-evidently

And Sauron himself, by the way, was not as powerful
as he, too, is made out to be
He was only eighth or seventh level magic user
seems clear to me

Based on the facts!
I just looked up the sources
Have a look at the facts!
Just tke a look at the sources

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from Phantasmal Forces, released February 24, 2019
Music & lyrics: Joonas Laine
Arrangement: Astrometrics

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Astrometrics Turku, Finland

Astrometrics is an independent melodic geek rock / space rock band from Turku (Finland) formed in 2012. Their first three- song EP, "Engage!", was published in September 2015.

The band's songs often mix electronic sounds (made with the Commodore 64 soundchip SID) with somewhat geeky lyrics involving the zombie apocalypse, battles in space, alternative societies or the history of the calculus. ... more

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